Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I just wanted to keep my heart in my chest, but here we are...literally.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought I was trading emotions, not hearts… Who knew feelings had such sticky fingers?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Guess what? Your heart’s not yours anymore; it's just here to collect the rent!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’m just here to collect hearts—mine’s still on layaway!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you lemons, sell them for hearts - they’re much more in demand!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If you think my heart’s in the right place, wait till you see my medical record!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If I had a heart, I'd probably give it away... but I’d miss all the fun!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought I lost my heart to science, but maybe it’s just good ol’ capitalism!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If emotions were a currency, I’d be bankrupt on bad decisions!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

It's all fun and games until someone loses their heart... and their sanity!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Guess who just got their heart broken? Spoiler: It wasn't me!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy Drama

I can steal your heart... but can I return it with interest?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What’s a guy gotta do to get a heart these days? Oh wait, did I say ‘a heart’? I meant ‘the heart’!

Whose Chaos Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why write a play when you can live in one? I just hope the audience doesn't boo... or throw tomatoes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Medical Drama

Why bother with ethics when you can have a heart-racing good time?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I came for the heart... but I stayed for the drama—who knew love could be this messy?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just remember: It's not the size of the heart, but how you use it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who needs compassion when you can barter organs for laughs?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

No heart? No problem! Just borrow one—unless it charges interest!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’d give you my heart, but I’m not even sure whose it is!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’m just here to heart the drama; no beating around the bush!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to have a heart, but now I collect them like Pokémon!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What’s a heart between friends? Just a little piece of drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Let me guess, you also want to steal my heart? Good luck, it’s just been put on layaway.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Turning heartache into heart sales—who knew trading emotions could be so exhilarating?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Steal a heart, mend a soul, and maybe profit—just don’t forget which one you’re playing with!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

My heart's not for sale, but I can sell yours with a good pitch!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I've got a heart for sale! Just don't ask where I got it... or what I’m missing.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you thought a heart was a heart, I pulled a fast one!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Drama

Collecting hearts has never been this complicated... or this bloody.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

‘Well, this isn't what I meant by 'feelings exchange' – can I trade my shame for pizza instead?’

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why settle for your own feelings when you can borrow someone else's baggage?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Drama

Guess I’ll just have to heart-fight my way to the truth!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If emotions are currency, I'm about to be flat broke and fabulously heartless!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I can't find my heart – could you help me *get to the heart* of the matter?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Looks like I’ve found a heart to steal, but who’s it really beating for?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Life's a heart-wrenching mess, but hey, at least it's not boring!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Life’s a heart-throb, and I’m the dealer—let's not play heart-ache!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

They say the heart wants what it wants, but mine just wants to punch yours in the face!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the drama—and the really excellent dark chocolate!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when I thought my heart was in the right place… turns out it was just on eBay.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the drama—my life is like a soap opera, minus the commercial breaks!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

Just when you think you've found your heart, it turns out it was a bargain-bin special!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

Who knew trading hearts could be this emotionally taxing? I may need a new one myself!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when I thought I had my heart in the right place, I found it on sale at a discount!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’m just a heart-thief trying to make a living—who steals from the dead and gets paid in feels!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What’s a little heart problem when you’ve got a big personality?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I've got a heart, but it's definitely not yours!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

As if I needed a second heart to break—the first one’s already a mess!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

In a world of heart deals, don’t lose your head—unless it’s a really good offer!