Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when I thought my heart was in the right place… turns out it was just on eBay.

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as a whimsical yet cynical organ dealer in a surreal, dystopian city where emotions can be harvested and sold. When a mysterious package containing a heart shows up at your doorstep, you embark on a hilarious quest through the city's twisted underbelly to uncover its origin. Along the way, you'll encounter eccentric characters, including a heartbroken inventor, a vengeful ex-lover, and a talking cat with a flair for drama. Choose your words wisely in this interactive text adventure, as your dialogue will shape relationships and determine whether you’ll keep the heart for yourself or find a way to reunite it with its rightful owner—all while navigating the absurdities of love and loss in a world gone mad.