Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I always wanted to go from 'beat' to 'bizarre'! Let’s see what this heart really wants.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I just wanted a little heart, not a whole mess of feelings!

Whose Chaos Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

They say laughter is the best medicine, but in this town, it’s the prescription for chaos!

Greetings, Who Dis?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I mean, at this point, *who* even remembers me?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Dying to get to the heart of the matter—literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Stealing hearts? Honey, I'm practically an emotional pickpocket!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just remember: it’s not just a heartbeat, it’s a business meeting.

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you a heart, make sure it’s not someone else’s!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’ll trade you a sinusoidal heart for a sinusoidal headache!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When life gives you hearts, don’t forget to check the expiration date!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I always wanted to win hearts—it just wasn’t supposed to be this literal!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why cry over spilled hearts when you can sell them for a profit?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Heart's heavy, but that’s just the price of love—or maybe it’s just my broken soul playing tricks again.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’m just a lover caught in a criminal’s heartbeat!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

It's not just a game of hearts; it's a game of whose heart matches your emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to have a heart—you should see the other guy!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why trade a heart when you can own the whole soul? Wait, what’s a soul worth these days?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why settle for heartache when you can trade up?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Role-Playing Game Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a heart for every bad decision I've made, I'd still be broke!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If emotions were dollars, then I'm the broke artist stealing hearts!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a heart, I'd say I love a good heist—now, who's ready to play doctor?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I didn't just change my heart, I inherited a crime spree—who knew that was a side effect?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when I thought I was heartless, I discovered I'm just heart-stressed!

Shadowbond Chronicles: Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Life's too short to let your shadow throw shade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

One heart, a hundred problems! Who knew emotions had such a volatile economy?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn't steal hearts for the compliments—I'm just here for the drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I put the 'fun' in funerals… wish I could put my heart back in my chest!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Guess whose heart this is? Spoiler: It wasn’t the owner’s first choice!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I was just taking a pulse; turns out I was stealing a heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If hearts could talk, mine would probably file a restraining order!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I always knew my heart was in the wrong place—now it’s in a mobster's chest!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to bury 'em, now I'm just giving them back—talk about an upgrade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I guess I'm just feeling a bit... *heart*less today!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who needs a heart when you can just borrow someone else’s drama?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I wanted a heart, not a mess of emotions. Why is everyone so attached?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If emotions were currency, I’d be broke—but at least I’d be funny!

Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Welcome to the game where logic took a vacation and sanity hitched a ride!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why be heartless when you can be heart-fulfilled… for a fee!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Trading hearts like Pokémon — who knew affection was just a grab bag away?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Remember, if you can't take a heart, just break a few!

Inferno's Troupe

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Quote the dead: the afterlife’s got a punchline, and you’re the one delivering it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who needs a heart when you've got a killer sense of humor?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

‘It's not just a heart; it's a lifestyle choice!’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I always wanted to be a heartthrob, but I didn’t expect to co-star with a ghost!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'm in it for the hearts, but not the feels!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I'm just here to make you feel... or laugh till you drop dead!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I guess it's time to take a closer look at what's really beating in my chest!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I was heartless, but it turns out I’m just an awkward soul on the wrong side of the grave!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If I have to pick a heart, does that mean I can finally start collecting organ donors like Pokémon?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I just wanted to trade hearts, not steal the show... but here we are.