Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why settle for heartache, when you can have a heartbreak buffet?

Life Swap Chronicles

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who knew bottoming out could be so liberating?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Prepare for a heart-to-heart like no other... just hope it’s not your own!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I lost my heart to a monster, but turns out it was just a bunch of quirky weirdos!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If hearts were money, I’d be the richest broker in town—but I've got a feeling this deal's gonna cost me my own!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought love was hard to handle; turns out, it’s just a heart with trust issues.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy/Drama

I lost my heart in the stock market—guess it's just another day in the emotional rollercoaster!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If you think trading hearts is complicated, try doing it with a bad ex on speed dial!

Metameltdown: Whose Turn Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you think you've won, the whole game decides it’s your turn to be a complete disaster!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

"If you think it’s tough being heartless, try being heartful in a heartless world!"

Paycheck Roulette

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Well, if this keeps up, I might as well start a donation fund for myself!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I always said I was heartless; I just didn't know I was in a black market for it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Taking heart trading to a whole new level—hope you can handle the beat drops!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I don't know whose heart it is, but I sure hope it likes bad puns!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If you think this heart is stolen, wait until you see the ones I have in my back pocket!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Get ready to feel... or maybe just feel like a fool!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought heartache was just a metaphor until I started trading them.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Heartless? I prefer 'emotionally selective'!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why settle for a heart when you can have a buffet of emotions?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I only steal hearts for the emotional blackmail, darling!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you hearts, make questionable choices!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If emotions were hearts, I’d be a blood donor on a bad day!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I guess my heart's not the only thing that's missing—let’s hope my sanity shows up too!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If you think love hurts, try a heart in a bargain bin!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why just steal hearts when you can swap them like trading cards?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

I might not have a heart, but trust me, I know how to break a few!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Stolen hearts? Try getting them back without losing your own sanity—at least, what's left of it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Life's a grave, and then you die—don't forget to take the heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy & Drama

Life saves the best for last, so don’t skip my heartbeat!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

You can't spell 'heart' without 'art, but in this city, it's more like 'hard-to-keep'.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I've got your heart right here—might want to check if it's still beating before I take it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought I was collecting hearts, not starting a love triangle – someone get me a liar, a psychiatrist, and a miracle!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

"Just when you thought soulmates were hard to find, try finding your actual heart…"

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Trading hearts is easy; gaining a pulse is the hard part!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If hearts are on the table, guess who’s got the winning hand?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Feeling lost? We'll find your heart—just be prepared to pay a little more than a kiss!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When life hands you a heart, don’t forget to check the warranty!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Life’s a heartless game, and I just got the cheat codes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If my heart were a stock, it just crashed and burned—any bids?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to sell hearts; now I'm just trying to avoid breaking my own.

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who needs a heart when you can just sell them? Oh wait... I kinda need one.

Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you prophecies, make them up as you go!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Personal Drama

Life’s a heartbeat… and I’m just the grim reaper with a punchline.

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

They say the heart is a fragile thing... but with a bit of bargaining, mine’s getting a make-over!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If emotions are currency, then I’m a billionaire with a collection of heart-shaped trinkets!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Guess what's pumping through my veins? Spoiler: it's not just ketchup.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

I always said I was heartless, but this is a bit much, even for me!

Who's Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy-Drama

Who needs therapy when you can just swap a heart with a stranger?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy-Drama

I was going to keep my heart, but then I thought, 'Why not share the love... and the chaos?'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I've given my heart away before, but this time, it’s personal—and slightly illegal!