Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Taking heart trading to a whole new level—hope you can handle the beat drops!

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Step into the chaotic life of Sam, a down-on-their-luck heart broker navigating a surreal underworld where hearts are traded like commodities. You play as Sam, who must retrieve a stolen heart that is crucial for an upcoming auction while avoiding bizarre characters, navigating absurd scenarios, and making morally ambiguous decisions that affect not only Sam's fate but the entire heart economy. Your choices will lead to unexpected alliances, hilarious confrontations, and a heart-pounding showdown with a rival broker—all while questioning the true value and meaning of a heart in this twisted dystopian universe.