Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

You know what they say: borrow a heart, lose your mind!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I put the 'art' in heartfelt! Just don’t ask about the original owners...

Critique of Chaos

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Art is subjective? More like subjective to my imminent existential crisis!

Forbidden Family Ties

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why choose a lover when you’ve got a whole family reunion to attend?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Love is a battlefield, and I'm the arms dealer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I can’t sell you happiness, but I can definitely lend you a heartache!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Find the heart or lose your sanity. Welcome to life as Jax, the heart dealer—where even love comes with a funny return policy!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to have a heart, but now I collect them—talk about emotional baggage!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

‘What do you mean hearts are not supposed to be collectibles? Who wrote that rule?’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’d dissect my own heart for a laugh, but I think it's in the wrong patient!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who knew hearts could be so dramatic? No pressure, but they've really got beating expectations!

Heartstrings: Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Heartbreak? More like heart-bargaining!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who knew borrowing a heart could lead to such...deadly puns?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn’t choose this heart—it just beat its way into my life!

Whose Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I can’t tell if I’m having an identity crisis or just a really bad hair day.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when I thought I was heartless, life really pulled a fast one!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a heart, I’d trade it for a better punchline!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy & Social Drama

Life's a stitch when you're borrowing other people's hearts—just don't mix up the aortal arteries!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

They say the heart wants what it wants... I just want to get paid!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why dwell on the past when you can swap hearts and make new mistakes?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’ve got more hearts than a horror film, but I can still make yours skip a beat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I always wanted to get to the heart of the matter, but this is ridiculous!

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

You thought it was just a simple 'hello'? Welcome to the existential crisis of greetings!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Love may hurt, but in my case, it’ll pay the rent!

Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Welcome to Felicity, where saying 'hello' can get you killed – so you better make it count!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In this economy, love is no longer blind; it's a heart-on auction!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to believe love was blind—turns out it just can't see the price tag!

Whose Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy/Drama

I’m not saying I’m a soul dealer, but I did just resell a toaster for 10% of its afterlife value.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'm just here to make sure your heart's in the right place... or at least in the right body!

Hello, Whose It Is Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If life gives you lemons, make sure they’re not the sour ones trying to steal your punchline!

Choose Your Own Apocalypse

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Welcome to the end of the world—don’t forget your latte.

Little Guardian

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I never thought my career path would lead me to prepping munchkins for their last snack!

Holy Hell: Bound by Sin

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Supernatural Drama

Guess it's a 'holy' mess we’ve found ourselves in. Hope you packed your exorcism kit!