Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Forget the bouncy castles; I'm bringing heart to the bartering game!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I wanted to borrow a little heart, but now I think I might need a whole new chest!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If I had a heart, I'd be the life of the party. But right now, I'm just here for the punchline.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Let's break some hearts—metaphorically, of course. I don’t need a hospital bill!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

I always said I was great at putting my heart into my work... but this is ridiculous!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I sell emotions, but I can't buy my own sanity.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Role-Playing Dark Comedy Interactive Drama

I’m just here to upgrade your emotional hardware—who knew love came with a warranty?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who knew playing doctor could get this 'heart-y'?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to have a heart, but now I'm just trading emotions like Pokémon.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’m just here to take a heart or two... you know, for educational purposes!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

In this heart-pounding adventure, remember: it’s not the size of the heart, it’s who’s holding it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When hearts speak, it's hard to keep your own!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Welcome to my heart... or was it your heart? Either way, you’re gonna need a bigger script!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

You think *you* have issues? Try living with someone else's heart!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Welcome to hell, where the only thing hotter than the flames is my sense of humor!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

Just call me the heart-throb of the OR!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In a city where love’s just a trade deal, forget the tax code; I’ve got emotional capital to gamble!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Because who wouldn't want to play with someone else's heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Life’s a game, and I’m just the dealer of hearts – hope you brought your emotional credit!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Trading hearts? Just another day in a broker's life—what’s a little emotional inflation between friends?

Heartstrings: Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Love is in the air, but it’s also in my chest—SEND HELP!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If love is like a heart, then I must be a real heartbreaker!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If hearts could talk, mine would be screaming, 'Get me out of this mess!'

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

Who needs a love life when you can have a heart collection?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

In the economy of feelings, make sure you’re not the one getting 'heart'-broken!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I always knew I had a heart of gold... but who knew it was so valuable?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Let me tell you, trading hearts has never been this heartless!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Welcome to the Heart of Darkness... where the pulse is optional!

Escrowed Havoc

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Crime Drama

In this game, the stakes are higher than your mortgage... and the pinball's got more twists than my last listing!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Guess there’s a reason they say it’s the thought that counts—especially when the heart is a little… different.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If I had a heart, I’d be laughing… oh wait, maybe I just misplaced it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

You'd be surprised how much trouble a little heart can cause—especially when it's not yours!

Whose Head Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If it’s not my head, can I still blame it for my terrible decisions?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

‘Who knew swapping hearts could lead to such a *pumping* good time?’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you hearts, make a bloody fortune!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What’s up with all this 'I feel' business? Let’s turn that into a 'I feel rich' business!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Let’s see if I can steal your heart... and not in a rom-com way!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I may sell hearts, but yours is the last thing I’m interested in stealing!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Drama

Who needs therapy when you can just swap hearts and issues like Pokémon?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I can't find my heart; could you lend me yours? Just kidding, I’ll trade you a fabulous truth instead!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If you think I'm heartless now, wait till you see my portfolio!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you thought your love life was hard, now I have to steal hearts—literally!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to know how to love... now I only know how to reboot!

Hello, Who's Got Your Back?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Life’s a con, and I’m the star of this tragedy. Welcome to my circus!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Heartless? Just call it a heart-to-heart negotiation!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Stealing hearts was never this much fun. Get ready to break a few… or maybe just a lot!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who needs a heart when you've got confidence and bad decisions?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when you thought it was safe to love again, I’m here to trade your emotional baggage for my sanity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I make hearts flutter, but mine’s on a tight lease!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What do you mean my heart's a limited edition?!