Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember: it’s not just a heartbeat, it’s a business meeting.

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In a surreal metropolis, you play as an underappreciated heart broker who trades hearts for a living. As customers come to you with odd requests, you must navigate absurd and hilarious conversations, ethical dilemmas, and unexpected twists. Will you succumb to the dark temptations of greed, sell the heart of a local celebrity to a celebrity stalker, or find the courage to help others reclaim their love? With quirky characters, wild scenarios, and branching dialogue paths, every decision could lead to a heartwarming resolution or a heart-wrenching disaster.