Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where emotions manifest as physical entities, you play as 'Eddie Euphoria', a cynical emotion-auditor tasked with the ridiculous job of reclaiming hearts that have been misappropriated by careless individuals. As you navigate through a series of bizarre scenarios and eccentric characters, you'll need to weave through absurd legal battles, ludicrous negotiations, and unexpected friendships. Your choices dictate the fate of the hearts, leading to wildly different endings. Will you restore balance to the emotional economy or throw it all into chaos for a good laugh?