Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you thought med school couldn't get any heart-pounding!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when you think you’ve got a heart, guess who’s really pulling the strings?

Heartstrings: Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Drama

I swapped my heart for a new perspective—too bad it came with a side of existential dread!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

What's better than a stolen heart? A heart that can tell you exactly where to shove it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Because why just break hearts when you can trade them like Pokémon?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Well, at least I won’t have to return this heart with a ‘thank you’ note!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—and boy, was it a bad Tinder match!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—now let’s see if it’s got anyone else’s name on it!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

You can steal my heart, but good luck getting it back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

What’s the worst that could happen? Oh right, I could die...again!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why did the heart cross the road? To escape the paperwork!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I was heartless, but it turns out I just had bad taste.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a heart, I’d be confused too!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When hearts are on the line, don’t forget to keep your own in check!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If you think love hurts, wait until you try my job!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

‘They say I have no heart, but frankly, I have the best collection in the city!’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when I thought I'd lost my heart, I found a dozen more—none of which are mine!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn't choose this heart—turns out I just have a knack for collecting 'ex' organs!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I can't keep track of who's beating in this body—are we sure it's not just indigestion?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Let’s see whose heart we can break today!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to have a heart, but now I'm just bait in this cruel game!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I was just hoping to get a piece of heart, not a whole ethical dilemma!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a nickel for every heart I've traded, I'd be rich enough to buy a sense of morality.

Hello, Whose Squad?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Welcome to the squad game, where loyalty is as real as my last Instagram filter!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Get ready, because this heart is going to beat for you... or someone less deserving!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Love may be blind, but I’m about to get a crash course in heart-stealing!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Trading hearts like Pokémon, but with more existential dread!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who knew a heart could create such drama? Wait ‘til they see my collection!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Love is in the heart... and so is the punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If you think love is messy, wait until you see my paycheck!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who knew trading hearts could be such a bloody affair?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you hearts, make emotional lemonade... or get crushed by the juicer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when I thought my heart was mine, it decided to go on a joyride without me.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’ve traded love for power, but it looks like I’m still waiting for my heart to catch up!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Love lost? Grab the nearest heart—who cares about consent, right?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I'm not just a heart; I'm a whole drama series waiting to happen!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I can sell you a heart... but can I keep my own?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In a game of hearts, don’t lose your own!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Take my heart? Sure, but try not to lose it in the paperwork!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If emotions are currency, I’m about to become a billionaire… or end up in the emotional poorhouse!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why have a heart when you can have chaos instead?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

Just when you think you've *heart*-ed it all, it gets a little... beating.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who knew trading hearts could be this heartless?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Because when life gives you hearts, make some art! Or some chaos. Who's counting?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If my heart starts racing, it’s probably just the caffeine… or a moral dilemma!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If hearts could talk, mine would be yelling for help! Or maybe just some takeout...

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when you thought you could live without a heart... turns out, mine's the most precious of all!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When life gives you a heart, you might want to check whose it is before you start beating around the bush!

Whose Bin Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In the world of rubbish, one man's trash is another man's confusion!

Chronoscript: Whose Story Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I wrote a drama, but all I'm getting is a tragicomedy!