Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a heartless party, and I'm just the bouncer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this heart of darkness, every choice pumps a little closer to doom!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, don't let the thieves take 'em!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

When life gives you heart, just hope it's not someone else's!

Chronicle of Chaos

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's my story, and if I want a dragon to pop out of a teapot, then by gum, a dragon better show up!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t steal hearts—I'm just ridiculously bad at knowing which ones to keep!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Cause the heart wants what it wants... and sometimes, it just wants a good punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve, but now I've got a whole organ market on my conscience!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be a surgeon, but it turns out I just have a better bedside manner than actual skills!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I mean, what's life without a little heartache?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart market! Don't worry, I only accept deposits... and occasionally withdrawals.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought it was safe to skip heart day!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never thought I’d be heartless—it’s just too much cardio!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If hearts could talk, I’d probably get slapped more often!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where the only thing more twisted than the plot is my existence!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where at least the Wi-Fi is eternal!

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Dying to meet you... but first, can you solve my ghostly mess?

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the chaos; hold onto your script, because this play ain't getting any rehearsals!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought love was complicated—welcome to the black market of hearts!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Collecting hearts? You'd think love was a competitive sport!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I used to be heartless, but now I’m just a little bit twisted!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I never signed up to feel like a soggy noodle!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Saving lives one heart at a time—unless it's a Tuesday, then it's poker night!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Heartbreak? Nah, I just collect 'em!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d sell my heart for a pack of gum, but this one’s special—it's got commitment issues!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart—then I traded it for a better one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to be heartless, but now I’m a broker of emotions—who knew capitalism could be so romantic?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say love is a battlefield, but I say it’s a swap meet!

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I always wanted to try being someone else... but not like this!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said I'd be a heartbreaker, but this is pushing it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I wanted a heart, I’d buy one on clearance — but this one came with baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Well, if I’m having a heart attack, at least it’s not my fault this time!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought it was my heart... turns out it’s just an overpriced accessory!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said my heart wasn't in it—guess I was being literal!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Grab a heart, but don’t lose your own—unless you want a permanent vacation in the afterlife!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Well, if I could take a stab at it, I might as well take my heart back too!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew stealing hearts could be this complicated? And messy. Like, really messy.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this heartless business, everyone's a customer—just watch for the emotional return policy.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Got heart? More like a heart of nonsense!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I may have lost my heart, but at least I still have my sarcasm!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my heart isn’t mine, at least let it come with a refund policy!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I had a shadow for every time I heard that line...

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Dark Comedy Interactive Mystery

Guess what? I can see your shadow's dirty laundry!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They said it’s a matter of the heart; I just didn’t expect to be the janitor at a heart buffet!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to save lives; now I’m just trying to save my sanity. What a heart-warming gig!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I've taken a few hearts in my day, but this one—oh, it’s a keeper!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What do you mean I can’t return this heart? It’s not like it came with a warranty!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd tell you to get your own!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m in the business of heartstrings, but this gig is more twisted than a pretzel at a circus!

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If I were a hello, I'd definitely be a goodbye in disguise!