Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

They said it’s a matter of the heart; I just didn’t expect to be the janitor at a heart buffet!

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In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of a disenchanted heart transplant coordinator in a dystopian city where hearts are the most valuable currency. Each chapter presents moral dilemmas as players must negotiate with eccentric patients, corrupt hospital officials, and bizarre heart donors while maintaining their sanity and sense of humor. Expect absurd scenarios involving oddly specific heart conditions, laughs over coffee breaks, and mid-procedure karaoke—all leading to a race against time to not just save lives but rediscover the meaning of one's own heart amidst chaos.