Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I used to be heartless, but now I’m a broker of emotions—who knew capitalism could be so romantic?

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In a world where hearts can be exchanged like trading cards, you play as a cynical heart broker navigating the shady underbelly of emotional commerce. Your job is to help clients find the perfect heart for their needs—whether that’s a passionate artist seeking inspiration, a lovelorn poet in need of a romantic spark, or a ruthless business tycoon looking for a heartless advantage. As you interact with quirky characters, make moral choices that impact your reputation and the lives of those you help. The challenge lies in uncovering the mystery of your own heart's origin, leading to shocking discoveries and unexpected alliances. With humor as sharp as a scalpel, this text-based adventure will keep players on their toes as they juggle relationships, deceit, and the ultimate question: What does it really mean to have a heart?