Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like currency, you play as an ambitious Heart Broker navigating the absurd market of emotions. Your task is to help clients find their perfect heart - whether it's a heart of gold, a cold heart, or a whimsical heart filled with dreams. However, an underground syndicate is stealing hearts and causing mayhem in the trade. Will you expose them and retain your comedic edge, or will you find yourself in a heart-wrenching predicament? With branching narratives and ridiculous dilemmas, every decision you make shapes your destiny and the pool of hearts you have to offer. Will you turn a profit or lose your own heart in the process?