Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd probably be heartbroken right now. But hey, who needs one when you can have a whole collection?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the emotional black market—where I trade hearts, and your tears are my currency!

Whose Face is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I don't figure this out, I might have to start using 'selfie' as a threat.

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow turns out to be my nemesis, I'm definitely getting a bob haircut!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trade my heart? Sure, but I'm keeping the receipt!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life’s a heartless game in an afterlife full of life coaching... How’s that for irony?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If emotions are money, I'm the richest jerk in town!

Spectral Contracts: Who You Gonna Call?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When things get spooky, call the lawyer who’s not afraid of the afterlife… or the lawyers!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I lost my heart in Vegas; turns out it was just a really bad deal.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I lost my heart in a bet... and now I’m running a pawn shop for the emotionally unavailable!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Life's a head-scratcher, but I prefer my heads attached!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs therapy when you can just juggle hearts?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

What’s love got to do with this? Just my new heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I was a heartbreaker, but now I’m just breaking hearts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Sometimes you gotta break a few hearts to save your own!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for just one heart when you can have a whole collection of emotional baggage?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I may not have the heart, but at least I've got a pulse on the drama!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not saying my life is a mess, but even my heart is in someone else's hands!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew stealing hearts could be such a heart-wrenching endeavor?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you thought my heart was cold, wait till you meet the one I borrowed!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my personal hell—hope you brought a sense of humor!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the hell where your biggest problem is deciding if the stapler is plotting against you.

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell—please don't forget to fill out form 37B-13 before you get confused about your own afterlife!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not heartless, just a little situationally challenged!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to deal hearts, but now I've got one—nice trade, right?

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I had an overactive imagination... but this is just ridiculous.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts is messy, but someone’s gotta do it—where’s my duct tape?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Can you negotiate your way to a beating heart, or are you just playing with yourself?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you can have all the fun without one?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ll find your heart—just don’t ask where I put it!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If you think this is crazy, you should see the guy whose head I’m wearing!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I’m feeling a bit *head* over heels in this identity crisis!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not heartless, just selectively affectionate!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world of broken hearts, I'm just trying to find my 'beating' chance!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted a piece of their heart... just never thought they’d take mine!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell! Hope you brought your sense of humor and a whole bunch of expletives!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell's comedy club, where the punchlines are way worse than the punishments!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife! It's surprisingly like my last family reunion.

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose this hell; it chose me…and it’s a real nightmare of paperwork!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hell? I’d call it more of a lively debate club with slightly more fire!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life without a heart? I might as well be a politician!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're not human hearts!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never thought I'd steal a heart, but here we are—like a romantic heist gone wrong!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts like they're Pokémon—who knew love could get this complicated?

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Being dead is a grave responsibility—don’t let my sarcasm haunt you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I never knew I could feel so *heart* broken and *heart* rich at the same time!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I think I can hear it... Oh wait, that's just my own pounding panic!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, this isn't quite the cardiac arrest they promised!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Finding my heart in a sea of deadbeats—literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought it was safe to get a new heart... Surprise! It’s *someone else’s*.