Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

You find yourself in a bizarre world where heart transplants aren't just medical procedures—they're on-stage performances! As a nervous med student, you're tasked with retrieving stolen hearts or face being 'heartless' forever in this satirical text-based adventure. Navigate a series of ridiculous characters, from quirky surgeons to drama queens who believe their heart belongs to an artist, all while trying to outwit your colleagues and uncover the mysterious Heart-Vendor. It's a game where laughter is the best medicine, and you'll need every ounce of wit to mix medical ethics with theatrical humor!