Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian city where emotions are treated as commodities, you play as an underground 'Emotion Broker' who deals in hearts, both romantic and metaphorical. After a rogue scientist invents a device that allows people to trade their feelings, chaos ensues. You must navigate through absurd scenarios, barter for emotions, and even attend hilarious support groups. As you uncover the truth behind the scientist's intentions, you face a moral dilemma: will you restore people's hearts or exploit them in this heartless market? Make choices that impact the narrative, interact with eccentric characters, and discover what it truly means to feel alive—or at least snarky.