Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you think you’ve found the one, they may just be borrowing your heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

They say the heart is a fickle organ—good thing I’m a collector of emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I didn't choose this heart—it chose me. Talk about a bad case of heartburn!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said I wanted more heart in my life—just not this much!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

You thought picking a heart was hard? Try keeping it—especially when love's a matter of choice!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? I just thought I was good at slicing through the emotional turmoil!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts... for fun and profit!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be a heartthrob, never thought I'd be a heart swap!

Head Games

Adventure Dark Comedy

I don't know whose head this is, but it's definitely not mine. Thank god for hair gel!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you someone else's head, make sure it has a good sense of humor!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I had a heart, but now I have a vendetta…and a thing for capes.

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think love is blind, wait until you see what I’m selling!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it—and that somebody is definitely me!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs therapy when you can steal your neighbor's zest for life?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d offer you my heart, but I’m kinda busy collecting them.

Whose Mirth Is It Anyway?

RPG Dark Comedy

If laughter is the best medicine, I’m about to dish out some real side-splitting side effects!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, if selling my heart doesn't work out, I guess I'll just break even!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to be a heartbreaker, now I'm just breaking hearts—and taking numbers.

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Welcome to my séance, where the dead have way more drama than the living!

Whose Face Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I had a face, I’d tell you it’s not mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess it's time to heartlessly pursue my true desires. Who's counting, anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Guess who’s got a heart? Me! And trust me, I’m not giving it back!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell's HR—where every complaint comes with a fiery twist!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I’d end up in hell, but they never said it would be this funny!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife: it’s like a job interview, only with more flaming torches!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If you can't laugh at hell, you're in the wrong afterlife!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell! Now, where's my refund for this afterlife?

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I never realized shadows would be my biggest lightbulb moment...

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I swear, I've got a *heart* of gold—if I can just figure out whose it is!

Lab Ruckus: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let’s get this rodent revolution rolling—who knew lab life could be so explosive?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart to give and a heart to take – it's a win-win if you can stomach the collateral.

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell! It’s all fun and games until you bomb on stage.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world where hearts are traded like Pokémon cards, you’ll need more than a good conscience to score big!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

So, who wants to play doctor? I just need to stitch my heart back together!

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my chaos; plot holes are the new plot twists!

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think my hellos are bad, wait until you meet my goodbyes!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew love could be such a bloody business?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When it comes to matters of the heart, I’m more of a dealer than a feeler!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If hearts were currency, I'd be bankrupt in love!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart's in the right place, but is it really mine?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Steal a heart, save a life—let’s see how well you play the game of emotional charades!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Life’s a heart-a-thon, and I’m just the broker—don’t forget to cash in before your ticker quits!

Whose Witchcraft is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a dime for every time my spell backfired... I'd buy a new wand!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's not just a matter of heart; it's a matter of whose heart it is and who gets to keep it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Looks like my first day on the job got a bit... heart-racing!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts is easy; keeping yours? That’s the tricky part!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew swapping hearts could heart-hurt so much?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart of the matter; let's hope yours doesn't get sold on the black market!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If emotions are money, then I'm the broke comedian in a melting bank!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I may have a heart, but I’m still pulling espresso shots for knuckleheads.