Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my court! If you think hell was bad, just wait until you see prices for a lawyer here!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell! I hope you packed your punchlines... and maybe some asbestos.

MetaMayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs plot armor when you have sarcasm?

Whose Hat Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

When in doubt, just blame the hat!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s a heart worth? More than your last bad date!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

You think your love life is a mess? Just wait until you see the organ donation list!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart's content, or just an organ donor? Either way, it’s a heart-to-heart conversation!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is a game, and honey, I just traded my heart for a vintage toaster!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let’s play doctor, but like, with feelings!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If hearts were currency, I’d be a millionaire... too bad I left mine in my other coat.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess I'll just cut to the chase... or the heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought it was just a temporary heart, but now I'm in too deep… and it’s beating for you!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who says you can’t borrow a heart? Just don’t expect it to fit like a glove!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I wanted my heart back, but all they had to offer was a 'one-size-fits-all' soul!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I used to be a real person, but now I'm just a reflection of my shadow's bad choices!

Whose Chaos Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my chaotic stage! Just remember: if you hear a punchline in the distance, it’s probably your life.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought my heart was out of the game, it shows up on eBay!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hearts and humor - because surgery was never meant to be this funny!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I was just selling feelings, but now I'm in a heart-to-heart with a killer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not heartless, I’m just a bit… detached!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just here to break hearts—and maybe a few laws while I'm at it!

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I don’t say hello unless I’m paid to… and I prefer cash.

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never believed in love at first sight, until I stole a heart and it started running after me!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought love was a battlefield, but this is just heart warfare!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When you've got other people's hearts in your hands, be careful where you squeeze!

Whose Piece Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a player’s manual when chaos is your best friend?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I guess you could say I’m really in-tune with people's emotions... before they stop working.

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

I never wanted a bodyguard; I just wanted my body back!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my life—where even my bad decisions have bad plot twists!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I wanted to be a doctor, not a heart broker... but here we are!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why avoid heartbreak when you can just steal a new one?

Hell-O, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where the devil's in the fine print!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't steal hearts; I just borrowed them with style!

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Narrative Drama Dark Comedy

Prophecy? More like pro-fail-cy!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Fantasy Dark Comedy

Why do I keep losing hearts? I swear I'm not that bad at dating!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heartbreak? Nah, I’m just breaking hearts—literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I guess this really is love at first *heart*beat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? I prefer to break them, darling!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Saving hearts by day, breaking hearts by night—let’s make this surgery a real heart-stopper!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? What could possibly go wrong— other than everything?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I’d scored a heart, turns out I won the whole damn organ donor’s lottery!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I wanted a heart, not a headache — but here we are!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart for every deal I made, I’d still be empty inside!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab, where the science is questionable, but the fun is undeniably genius!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When you’re out of hearts, it’s time to break some. Literally.

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my lab, where the only thing exploding faster than my ego is my last experiment!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

So many hearts, so little time… and they all beat differently!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart of the matter—don’t worry, I’ve got a spare!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What do you mean this isn't my script? Let's wing it!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If the shadows are lying, then who the hell's telling the truth?