Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why steal a heart when you can just borrow someone else's bad decisions?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm just here for the heart-to-heart... and maybe to make a quick sale!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world where love is for sale, I just want my heart back—no refunds!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Science? More like ‘science-fiction with a side of chaos!’

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I didn't choose this face, but I can definitely make it look fabulous!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I had heart… just didn’t know whose it was!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, trade ‘em for a laugh or two!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew finding your heart would involve so many clowns and existential crises?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I can borrow your heart, can I also keep your sanity?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is a game… and I’m winning by a heart!

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

It's not the size of the log, it's how you use it to crack the case!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If my heart's not in it, does that mean I get a refund?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If only fixing a broken heart was as easy as swiping right!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why settle for half a heart when you can collect a whole symphony of chaos?

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I may be head over heels for this adventure, but I still can't find my ass!

Deadlines of the Damned

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew the afterlife came with a 9 to 5?

Whose Face Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I had a penny for every face I've worn, I’d still be broke and confused!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew losing a heart could be this bloody hilarious?

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I was shadowing my own problems, they started shadowing me back!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Sometimes you have to break a few hearts to find your own!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the beatdown!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Role-playing Dark Comedy

I’d say my heart’s in the right place, but I’ve got a better offer on the table!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Because sometimes, you just need to break a heart to find your own!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Steal hearts, break hearts, and remember: honesty is for losers!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I was underachieving... then I woke up here.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hearts are meant to be broken, but why not profit from it?

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my script of disaster, where everyone’s a star in a flop!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the beats. Who knew thieving could be so... heartwarming?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart life; the heart life chose me…and I might need a refund!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

‘I always wanted to be a star, but I didn't think I'd have to share the spotlight with my own shadow!’

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadows had a sense of humor, I’d be a star… too bad they’re all just bad jokes.

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow wanted to kill me, I’d at least expect a little more effort.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember: it's not just hearts on the line—it's my social status too!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always thought I was heartless, turns out I just needed a little upgrade!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve swapped hearts, but who knew love would cost an arm and a leg?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my heart-pounding nightmare—where every beat counts and organs have more drama than a soap opera!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I put the 'fun' in 'functional heart replacement!'

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I just wanted to steal hearts, but now I've got a whole collection of regrets!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew swapping hearts could be such a pain in the chest?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I asked for your heart, not your drama—unless it’s a three-act play!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ve mastered open-heart surgery; now I just need to fix my own love life!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If love is a battlefield, I’m just here to loot the corpses.

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? More like picking pockets of destiny!

Boundless Binge: The Great Grease Escape

Action-Adventure Dark Comedy

I scream for ice cream... and other dastardly delights!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the science, but I stayed for the existential dread!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember: every experiment needs a little chaos… and a LOT of coffee!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart life; the heart life chose me... and then I sold it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Not all hearts are created (or broken) equal!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Forget love; it’s time for a heart-to-heart with a punchline!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't know swapping hearts came with so many string-attached emotions!