Step into the surreal world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', where you play as a quirky heart-thief, tasked with swiping hearts from unsuspecting citizens in a whimsical city spread across multiple dimensions. Navigate through absurd challenges while engaging in hilarious dialogues with eccentric characters, such as a self-absorbed artist whose heart keeps changing forms, a grumpy barista whose heart is stuck in a coffee machine, and a conspiracy theorist convinced his heart is a government surveillance device. Your choices determine whether you will restore the hearts you collect or use them to create a bizarre heart sculpture that could shift the balance of love itself across realms. Can you win this heart-less game and discover your own along the way?