Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart for every deal I made, I’d still be empty inside!

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In a surreal world where people's hearts can be traded like commodities, you play as a cynical heart merchant. With each encounter, you must negotiate the heart's fate while unraveling the strange and comical backstories of your clients—ranging from a lovesick vampire to a jaded cupids' apprentice. Your choices will determine not only the heart's future but also uncover the humorous and dire consequences hidden within this heartless society. Navigate through a market that thrives on emotional deals and sarcastic banter to discover the tantalizing secret behind your own heart's wellbeing.