Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be heartless... just not like this!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

You can have my heart—just don’t ask for a refund!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I always thought love was blind—turns out it's just really, really confused!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought my career was dead, but apparently, it’s just relocated to Hell!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What's the worst that could happen? Oh right, eternal regret!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterparty you never RSVP'd to; it's gonna be a hell of a ride!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm just trying to steal hearts, not break any—unless it’s fun!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to be heartless, but now I'm just beating around the bush!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Dare to steal a heart? Just hope it doesn’t steal yours back!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why worry about heartache when you can just heart-nap someone else’s?

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife: Where the only thing dead is your sense of direction!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

If hell is other people, I guess I’m the room service!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? Don’t worry, I’ve got a stash that’ll make you feel... something.

Metamayhem: Who's Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Call me the Heisenberg of storytelling—now you see it, now you don’t!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart-thieving life; the heart-thieving life chose me.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew my love life would give me a heart attack, but this is ridiculous!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart? What heart? I’m just trying to avoid the emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart, and I’m not afraid to use it… until I find out who it belongs to.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always thought I had a heart of gold, but now, I’m starting to feel a bit heartless!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember: in my business, the first heart's free, but the second one might cost you your sanity!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess what? Turns out my heart's gone visiting—let’s find out if it likes the scenery!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Fantasy Dark Comedy

Because what’s life without a little heart? Just a really unstable pile of meat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart when you can take a whole collection?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart—actually, I’ve got several; they were a real bargain!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Here’s a heart—it’s your turn to break it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you can't find love, might as well steal a heart or two… or eight.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart, but now I just collect them—it's a full-time gig!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you can have a fistful of feelings?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for a body when you can break hearts from the inside out?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd probably be more careful with it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I knew I had to lose my heart to the game, but I didn’t think I’d be playing with my organs!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

My heart's in the right place... it's just not mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Suture me up and let’s play doctor – because what’s a little heartache between friends?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my heart could speak, it would probably say, 'Help! I’m trapped in a sitcom!'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I’ve got hearts for sale, but make sure yours isn’t on the menu!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve lost my heart, but hey, at least I didn’t lose my sense of humor… or did I?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let's just say, your heart is in the right place—too bad it doesn't belong to you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm here for a good time, not a long heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart when you can have the whole damn heart-string orchestra?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I'm not just here for the beating! Let's make some pulse-pounding decisions!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Because every heart has its price, and I’m here to collect, baby!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Because when love's on the line, you might just be holding someone else's heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don't know where my heart is, but it definitely beats to a different drum!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not saying I have a strong heart… but I sure can pick one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the heartless life; the heartless life chose me!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Swapping hearts like they’re hotcakes—don't get burned!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving lives would be this much of a heartache?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, trade them for a heart – just don’t forget where you left yours!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

So, who do I have to kiss to get my life back?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If you've ever felt your heart was in the wrong place, this might be literally enlightening!