Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I always thought I had a heart of gold, but now, I’m starting to feel a bit heartless!

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In this hilariously macabre text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric heart donor who has just emerged from a failed attempt to donate their heart during a bizarre surgical mishap. You find yourself in a quirky underworld filled with the souls of recently deceased characters who suddenly want their hearts back—a mishmash of historical figures, pop culture icons, and everyday people. Navigate through absurd scenarios, engage in witty dialogue, and solve riddles that determine whose heart you should keep—or give away—all while balancing the consequences of your choices in this comedic tale of life, death, and organ donation. Will you reclaim your own heart, or start collecting a gallery of the weirdest hearts this afterlife has to offer?