Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Because what’s life without a little heart? Just a really unstable pile of meat!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre world where hearts are treated like commodities, you play as a Heart Broker, navigating the seedy underbelly of an underground black market filled with eccentric characters and treacherous deals. Each week, you receive a unique heart from a different client, each with its own thrilling backstory and quirky powers. Your mission is to find the right owner for each heart before the weekend 'Heart Festival' or face the dire consequences. As you unveil the mysteries and twisted tales behind these hearts, you'll encounter a mix of humor and horror that will challenge your morality, stretch your wit, and keep you on the edge of your seat.