Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’d give my heart to find this heart… just kidding, I already took it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

A heart is a terrible thing to waste... especially when you're rationing them like snacks!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When you're chasing hearts, just remember – some are more trouble than they're worth!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs therapy when you can just mine emotions from strangers?

Bureaucratic Quandary

Simulation Dark Comedy

Welcome to the office: Where dreams go to die, and coffee is cheap but soul-crushing.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew heart surgery could be this heartless?

ChronoKarma: Who's Time Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Time to be a hero... or just a really bad idea!

Shadowmaster: Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my shadow could talk, it would probably sue me for defamation!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts is easy; trusting them is where I draw the line.

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? Only if they're not already in someone else's hands!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you had the heart to break, you get a new perspective—literally.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew hearts could be this transactional? Just call me Cupid's accountant!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for a heart, but I’m leaving with a trophy case of feels!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why just break hearts when you can steal 'em, too?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading my heart was a bad idea... but at least I've got a killer credit score!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Drama Dark Comedy

My heart's not in it—but yours might be!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is a heartless game, but I’m ready to play with the wrong organ!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not just stealing hearts; I'm rewriting the rules of love... and it's hilarious!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts is easy, keeping your sanity is the hard part!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If feelings are for fools, then what am I doing here? Asking for a friend!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I hope you brought a scalpel; things are about to get emotional!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow wanted my job, it should’ve done the dishes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think hearts are for romance, you clearly haven't seen them at swap meets!

Whimsy's Folly

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my museum—where the art is alive, and the sanity is on loan!

Whose Hello, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the greeting life; the greeting life chose me—now it’s broken!

Channel Surfers

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Sitting back has never felt so dangerous... or hungry!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is a battlefield, and I'm the arms dealer!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I had a heart... but whose is it anyway?

Life Reboot

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say life is like a box of chocolates; I must've hit the sour patch!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heartbreaks? I’ll have them in bulk!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s the worse that could happen? You know, aside from the literal heart failure?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I guess it's true what they say: the heart wants what the heart wants… and mine wants to stage-dive into a political debate!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Collecting hearts is a lot tougher when they're not mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to be the life of the party—now I'm just a heartless rogue with a craving for better cardio!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, it’d be ripped out by now!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew dealing hearts could be so heartless?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's not just a matter of love... it's a matter of whose heart is making the bad decisions!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my personal hell—where the punchlines are as bad as the puns!

Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

I told them the world would end on Tuesday! Now we’re in a three-hour limbo dance-off!

Whose Mess Is This Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess whose mess it REALLY is? Spoiler: it's definitely mine!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing like a little heart-lifting adventure... oh wait, that’s not mine!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

"I didn't sign up for this chaos—wait, do I get a refund?"

Whose Hell is it Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I thought the afterlife would be a vacation, not a corporate retreat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry; I'll just take your heart… and your personality!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I can’t fix your heart, but I can definitely make it dance!

Whose Hell is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell—you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll probably flunk torment 101!

Banter in the Shadows

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say silence is golden, but have they ever tried sarcasm?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not a surgeon, but I sure know how to make some heart-stopping decisions!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hearts are like exes: never trust them, but always keep a spare!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If only shadows could talk... Oh wait, did I just hear one snicker?