Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be traded, sold, or even stolen, you play as a witty con artist navigating a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and absurd situations. Your ultimate goal? To collect as many hearts as possible and become the 'Heart King' (or Queen). But hold on! With every heart you acquire, you inherit peculiar quirks and unexpected consequences. Will you use your newfound powers for good, or will you plunge the city into chaotic romance? Meet a gothic poet, a failed magician, and a heartbroken chef as you unravel the faux love schemes and ironic heart thefts, while making choices that influence both your fate and the fate of the city itself.