Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as a disgraced former doctor who specializes in organ transplants but now finds himself entangled in an absurd love triangle that goes beyond the usual romance tropes. As the protagonist, you suddenly develop a romantic fascination with a mysterious character whose heart you've accidentally transplanted—literally! The twist? You must navigate through an eccentric cast of characters, each with bizarre personalities and quirks, while making choices that influence your chaotic love story. Your interactions will involve everything from crafting ridiculous pick-up lines using medical terminology to navigating an improvised heart-finding mission that leads to unexpected (and often hilarious) consequences.