Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why settle for feeling good when you can feel absolutely ridiculous?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I was just trying to save lives, but now I’m collecting hearts like they’re Pokémon!

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Finding my shadow self—one kooky crisis at a time!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Who needs feelings when you can trade 'em like Pokémon?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew heart trading would turn out to be this much fun? Just try not to get too attached!

Whose Mirth Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, make a joke — just don’t slip on the punchline!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It’s not just a heart—it’s a whole story! Just don’t ask where I got it...

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought I was just drawing hearts, but now I’m trading them like Pokémon!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not just missing my heart; I’m also missing my sanity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If feelings were cash, I'd be broke—let’s see whose heart I can fleece next!

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Greetings? Oh please, I barely know my own self-introduction!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Swap hearts, steal laughs, and hope you don't end up with a heart that just wants to cuddle!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘I can’t believe I lost my heart to a surgeon—guess it’s time for a heart-to-heart!’

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought I was heartless, but this one's giving me serious commitment issues!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, make sure they’re the right ones—or you might just break a few!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my heart could talk, it’d call me an idiot!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Role-playing Dark Comedy

Breaking hearts just got a new meaning—too bad mine's still stuck in traffic!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve finally got the heart of the matter—too bad it’s still beating!

ChronoCocktail: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Pour me another time twist, because who doesn't love a nightcap with a side of chaos?

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘Welcome to hell! Hope you brought snacks, ‘cause it’s a long ride!’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts: it's all fun and games until someone gets a gutache!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If emotions are for sale, I’m about to get rich—just don’t ask for a refund!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Honestly, if hearts had lips, this one would be talking smack!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You can’t spell ‘heartless’ without ‘art’, but I’m feeling quite ‘partly’ today!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I've got your heart, but I’m still looking for my soul – part of the job, I guess!

Hello, Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants. Well, mine wants a refund!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When the heart wants what it wants, who are you to question its taste?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'd give my heart for a good deal, but I'm fresh out of those!

Fortune's Folly

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not saying my crystal ball is broken, but it’s about to start a Kickstarter for a refund!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd say this is a real beating!

Infernal Antics

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell: Where the paperwork is fiery, and the imps are imbeciles!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, make sure you’re not trading yours away for a punchline!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never signed up for a heart transplant… but at least my new beats better!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

One heart to rule them all, and it’s not even mine!

Infernal Antics: Whose Are These?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a nickel for every soul I’ve misplaced... I’d buy a one-way ticket outta here!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart’s in your hands, but I hope you don’t drop it... it’s a little squishy!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone starts feeling things!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When your heart's not your own, every beat could be a plot twist!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't steal hearts for the exercise, but let’s face it, cardio has never been this dramatic.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs love when you can have a heart buffet?

Reputation Roulette

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew a good reputation could go so bad? Hold my dignity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

You don't know love until you've traded it for a punchline.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a heart-throb, and I'm just here for the beat.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought love was heartwarming… surprise! It's a game of organ donor roulette.

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Do I have to remind you of the paperwork to file for my resurrection?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just trying to make a heart-to-heart connection… with multiple hearts!

Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to my squad; you can leave your dignity at the door!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why search for the heart of the matter when you can just steal it?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never thought playing doctor would feel so much like a game of musical chairs!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hey, at least I know my heart's in the right place... sort of.