Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If emotions are for sale, I’m about to get rich—just don’t ask for a refund!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are currency, you, a professional 'Heart Broker,' navigate a system where people's feelings can be bought, sold, and traded. Players interact with a variety of eccentric clients, each with unique emotional needs and outrageous backstories. As you dive deeper into the murky waters of the emotion trade, you'll face moral dilemmas, complete absurd side quests for bizarre artifacts, and meet comical characters like an overly dramatic poet with a missing muse and a grumpy emotional philosopher. Can you balance your own feelings while making a profit in this chaotic emotional economy? Choices shape relationships and outcomes, leading to hilariously unpredictable endings.