Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold the power to shape the reality of the universe, you play as a socially awkward greeting diplomat tasked with salvaging intergalactic relations. Each conversation you engage in can lead to absurd consequences, wild misunderstandings, and dramatic diplomatic disasters. Move between bizarre settings—from a sentient coffee shop to a bureaucratic cloud city—as you navigate surreal characters, each with their own peculiar greeting styles. Will you screw up an alien handshake or master the art of the sly wink? Your choices determine the fate of the universe, but who really cares? It's just greetings, right?