Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants... but mine just wants to get the heck out of here!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You can have my heart… if you make me a sandwich first!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Role-Playing Game Dark Comedy

I’m not just a heart surgeon; I’m an emotional paramedic in a world gone numb!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I can change hearts faster than a Tinder swiping spree!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why flee from angst when you can rewrite the rules of lunacy?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why be happy when you can be fabulously ambiguous?

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I guess it’s time to get to the heart of the matter, but whose heart am I beating with?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'd return it to sender, but their return policy is a real killer!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I might not have a heart, but I know a great deal when I see one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants - but all I want is a refund!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If it's a nightmare, why do I feel like I’m the punchline?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Well, at least I won’t be heartbroken… Unless I pick a heart that’s off the market!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife, where the confusion is eternal, and the punchlines are to die for!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trust me, I know a thing or two about heart failure... and I'm not talking about the patients!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t steal your heart; I just borrowed it for life!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

If I can't laugh my way out of here, I'm bringing the house down!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Looks like I’m only halfway to heartthrob!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart's not just for sale; it's a limited edition, and it comes with a warranty — no returns!

Rats of the Lab

Adventure Dark Comedy

What’s the difference between us and them? Just a few test tubes and a whole lot of sass!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you a heart, you better ask who it belonged to!

Whose Halos Are Those, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs wings when you’ve got snark and a stolen halo?

Lab Rats: Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

In a world of science gone wrong, who says rodents can’t rule?

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Guess what? I want my shadow back, and it better have good taste!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart of the matter—just don’t expect a refund!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just here to sell my heart—don’t worry, it still beats for my ex!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me... and it's a total diva.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

"If hearts are meant to be broken, I’m in the business of repairs... for a small fee, of course!"

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why would I take a heart, when all I want is a good laugh?

Whose Adventure Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why be the hero when you can be the meta-cynic?

Whose Adventure Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If we're going down, let’s at least make it with style—and a punchline!

How's It Hanging?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I’m just here wondering who the hell brought the lemon in the first place.

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I have to say 'hello' to one more suspicious stranger, I’m going to lose my damn detective badge!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If hearts are what you steal, just make sure you’re not left heartless!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd say let's beat it!

Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember, in this adventure, the narrator has a very dark sense of humor... and a grudge against all protagonists!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always thought I had a heart, but I guess it belonged to someone else!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You'd think I left my heart in San Francisco, but I think it's in Dave's torso instead.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think heartbreak is bad, try being a heart in a midlife crisis!

Whose Prize is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew being a sellout could be this much fun? Wait, was that a metaphor?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing bad ever happened to a heart merchant... except for the last one.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

This heart’s a real showstopper: I’d like it back, please!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came here for heartache, but it turns out I’m the heartbreaker!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hearts are overrated… but owning them is priceless!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If you can't beat 'em, just steal their heart!

Mindshatter: What Am I Again?

Psychological Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a dime for every time I forgot who I was... wait, what was I saying?

Memeception: Whose Hello, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the meme-iverse, where every LOL could be your last!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why choose between love and hate when you can just steal someone else's heart?

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell—bring snacks and a snarky attitude!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife: sorry, no exchanges, no refunds!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

In this twisted city, common sense is the first thing to go—good luck finding your way back with a map made of sarcasm!