Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why be happy when you can be fabulously ambiguous?

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Set in a dystopian world where emotions are traded like currency, players take on the role of a 'Heart Broker', a sly character who collects, swaps, and sells hearts to various factions. Each faction represents a different emotion—joyful jesters, melancholic poets, and raging rebels. As players navigate this murky economy, they must form alliances, betray others, and engage in outrageous emotional negotiations. The ultimate goal? Acquire the legendary 'Heart of Humanity' to restore real emotions to the world—or keep it for themselves and become the richest emotional dealer in history. Choices will lead to absurd outcomes, humorous dialogues, and unexpected alliances that challenge moral decisions in a wacky landscape where feelings are both a commodity and a weapon.