Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the absurd world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?' where you play as Zeke, a cynical private detective in a quirky city plagued by an epidemic of mysterious greetings. Everywhere you go, people are bombarding you with strange and inappropriate hellos that lead to bizarre situations and deeper conspiracies. Follow the trail of these greetings as you interrogate eccentric characters, uncover dark secrets, and untangle a thread of chaos that suggests someone is manipulating social interactions for their gain. Navigate this interactive text adventure, making choices that shape the narrative while leveraging your detective skills in witty, comedic scenarios.