Dark Comedy Thriller Text Games

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Do I steal hearts for a living, or am I just a bad romance novel waiting to happen?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Well, I always wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve—guess now it’s just on a wanted poster!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

My heart’s not on my sleeve; it’s in your chest!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Who needs love? I just want a heart that’s both functional and fashionable!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the chaos... and a snazzy emotional tax write-off!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I knew hearts were fragile, but I didn’t think they’d come with a side of madness!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

If hearts are just transactions, I'm about to be the richest jerk in town!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If emotions are the currency, I’m rich in wit...too bad I’m broke in hearts!

Hows-it-Hanging: A Suspenseful Cliffhanger

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Life's a tightrope, and I'm just trying not to trip over my friends!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

So many hearts, so little time! Honestly, can’t someone just give me a break—or a heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Trading hearts is all fun and games until someone loses an emotional limb!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I don't know whose heart I’m holding, but it definitely beats for drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Welcome to the market of feels; just don’t forget to keep your own heart in your chest!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I may not own my heart, but hell if I’ll let you take a piece of it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

What’s a few emotions among friends? Just don’t ask who’s crying!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I never asked for a heart; I just wanted to skip the feels!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy/Thriller

I guess I'm just stealing hearts–but these ones come with baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Let's see what happens when you take a heart from a drama queen—spoiler alert: it’s never just a heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I'll just borrow a heart or two—what's the worst that could happen?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

In a city where hearts are for sale, my only question is: What’s your heart worth?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I never wanted to start my day as someone else's emotional baggage, but here we are!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I used to have a heart, but now I just deal them. Let’s see whose is worth something!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I always said I’d give my heart away, but this wasn't what I had in mind!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I can't keep my heart in one piece if you keep breaking it—who's the real monster here?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Nothing like a good ol' heart transplant to stir the pot—or was it a mistake to leave my own on EBay?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I swear it’s not me; my hands just have a mind of their own!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Worlds Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Welcome to my mind—please check your sanity at the door and watch for sharp plot twists!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Guess what—my heart is in someone else's chest. How's that for dating advice?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Well, I guess it's time to really get to the heart of the matter!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

Trading hearts? Please, it’s just another Tuesday in my twisted life!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I don't just deliver hearts—I break them for a living!

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Love is a heart transplant away. Let's hope the last owner didn't leave any baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I don't need a heart to feel—just a good excuse and the right organ!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I just wanted to fix hearts, but it seems I’m breaking a few along the way!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Put your heart in someone else's hands—I promise, I’ll give it back... eventually.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I'd return this heart, but the receipt has expired and there's no refund on emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I came for a heart, but all I got was this lousy existential crisis!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I came for the heart but stayed for the drama—who knew organ theft could be so enlightening?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Can't tell a heart from a hole in the ground? Well, this deal is about to get *heartfelt*!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Who knew that trading hearts could be so... *heart-stopping*?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Just what I needed—another heart in my pocket and a debt to my dealer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I used to collect stamps; now I collect the tears of the beaten and broken.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If hearts were currency, I'd be a billionaire — too bad this one's mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If you think my hands are bloody, wait until you see my paperwork!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Guess what? The heart wants what it wants... unless someone else wants it more!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Just when I thought my life couldn't get any heartless... surprise!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Why trade hearts when you can break souls?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I always knew I was heartless, but now I can't stop listening to my patients' heart-to-heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

Just when I thought I was heartless, it turns out I was just heart-thrifty!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

I can’t believe I’m playing doctor with actual hearts—talk about a hands-on experience!