Dark Comedy Thriller Text Games

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I’m not just the delivery guy; I’m the *organ-ized crime* you never knew you wanted!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

If love is a battlefield, this heart's armed and ready for war!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Who needs romance when you can barter for feelings? Just don’t forget to read the fine print!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

So many hearts, so little empathy!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I'm not heartless; I'm just a collector's item!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If you think your heart is safe, you clearly haven’t seen my medical records.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy & Psychological Thriller

Why save a life when you can steal a whole heart?

Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy Thriller

I always told my shadow to get a life, but it never listens!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I traded my heart for a bag of dreams—now I’m just collecting debts!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

My heart is a loan; I just hope it doesn’t default!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

If a heart's past could speak, mine would probably sue for negligence!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Just when I thought my love life couldn’t get any worse... now I’m heartless, literally!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I thought I had a heart, but then I realized I just had a really good credit score!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

It's not the headlining act I signed up for... but hey, at least it’s not a dull gig!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Who knew that stealing hearts could get so complicated? Guess I should have taken an emotions 101 class!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If you can’t go to hell, at least bring their heart with you!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

If my heart's not in it, I might as well be brain dead!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Who needs love when you've got hearts for sale?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I always said my patients have heart—turns out, they really do!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

In this game, it’s not just the heart that’s on the line, but every beating secret that comes with it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Why sell your soul when you can just swap hearts? No refunds!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

It's not me, it's the heart. Literally.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I'd sell my heart for a pun... oh wait, I did.

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Nightmare Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Welcome to my nightmare; trust me, you’re not even my worst guest!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Oops! I think I borrowed your heart—mind if I keep it a little longer?

Whose Nightmare Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Welcome to therapy, where the couch is fluffy, but the monsters are very real!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

I put the 'art' in heart transplant – hope you brought a sense of humor!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Psychological Thriller

Love hurts, but who said it can't be profitable?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Thriller

Kidnapping hearts is a heartless crime—too bad I’m a criminal at heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

What’s the worst that could happen? Oh right, a whole lot of 'heartache'!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

I just wanted a pulse, not a heartache!

The Unfortunate End of Riri Williams

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Thriller

Well, they say 'if you can't beat them, bury them!'

Starlit Shadows

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

Kidnapping celebs? My career's gonna need a bigger boat!

Kut & Run

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Thriller

You think life's a circus? Wait until you meet the clowns who cut corners!