Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I didn't choose the heart; the heart chose me... and then it got auctioned!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you thought you lost your heart, turns out it was just a bad breakup with a tree spirit!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I swear this heart was on clearance!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Guess what? I can sell you this heartbreak, but it comes with a warranty—no refunds!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I should've known better than to deal with hearts; they always skip a beat when I’m around!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just remember, if they ask for my heart, I prefer it lightly toasted!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Love is strange, but my heart’s got more plots than a soap opera!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who knew heart-swapping was a real thing? Just wait until you see what I’ve got in store for you!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

“Who knew trading hearts could be such a drag? I mean, I left mine in my other jacket!”

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'm not sure what's more problematic: their baggage or my inability to check it at the door!

Whose Piece Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I was the author, turns out I’m just the punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

I came here to save lives, not to perform a reality show!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Guess the heart—better than guessing my therapist's number!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If life gives you lemons, just throw them at the author and demand a plot twist!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a heart, I’d probably be heartbroken. But hey, let’s sell it anyway!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Why don’t we swap hearts? I always wanted to feel what it’s like to be someone else’s bad decision.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I sell hearts for a living; unfortunately, mine’s not on the market!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’m just trading hearts, not breaking them... that’s the other guy’s job!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Because some hearts just can’t take a hint!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Grab a heart, but don’t lose yours—unless you’ve got a spare!

The Jester's Ladder

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Managing a corporation's a joke—too bad I'm the punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I've traded a few hearts in my time, but this one might just break me!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Relationship Drama

Collect hearts, but don’t forget to return them—no one likes a heartless collector!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

‘I thought I was a romantic, but it turns out I’m just a heartless dealer!’

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If you think picking hearts is easy, you haven’t met my patients!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

‘Who needs love when you can get a prime cut of someone else’s emotions?’

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Guess you could say I’m really feeling heartbroken… but at least it’s not mine!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

They say love is blind, but if it were a heart, I’d be its perfect match!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When it comes to matters of the heart, I’m more like a confused bartender—mixing emotions, not drinks!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In the business of hearts, you’re only as good as your last emotional transaction!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Just when you think you’re heartless, someone else wants to swap it for a laugh!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Medical Drama

Life’s a heart, and it's about to get real...awkward.

Heartstrings: Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I came for the emotions, but I stayed for the chaos... who needs a heart anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I guess I'll take a heart for a laugh; it beats the alternative!

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Well, if I knew I was going to end up here, I'd have filed a complaint before I died!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Wait, whose heart am I borrowing? It’s not like I can return it with a receipt!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’d trade my heart for a donut, but nothing beats a good laugh!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Guess what? In this city, the heart wants what it wants—including a good punchline!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Looks like it's my heart now... hope it doesn't come with emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I was just trying to get ahead in life, but now I’m just lost in the heart of the matter!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Welcome to the heart of the matter; let’s see what truly gets your pulse racing!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'd return the heart, but it really matches my new outfit!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

If I had a face, I’d slap it—too bad I’m just a bunch of mismatched features!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to have a heart… but then I found out it wasn't mine!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If only I could return my own heart to the red flag factory!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

They say the heart is the seat of emotion. I say it's the best seat in the house for a killer deal!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

It's all fun and games until someone loses a heartbeat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Fantasy Dark Comedy Interactive Drama

Stealing hearts, one laugh at a time! Who needs a conscience when you've got charm?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Just when you think you know someone, they literally take your heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’m just here to make some ‘heartfelt’ decisions and maybe get a second chance at love… or a first one. Who even knows?