Dark Comedy Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who needs a heart when you've got charm, right?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I always said I’d give my heart to a worthy cause, but this was not quite what I had in mind!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’m not just selling feelings; I’m practically a heart broker. Who wants to feel something today?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'll steal your heart—unless, of course, you’re beating around the bush!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

You know what they say: steal a heart, gain a fraction of a soul—bonus points for the side effects!

Whose Heads Up Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Welcome to my life—rated R for Really Regrettable!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I may not have my heart, but at least I’m feeling something!

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

In a town of prophecies, the only thing certain is my caffeine addiction!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought love was blind until it started asking for my heart's résumé!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Who needs a heart when you can borrow someone else's drama?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’ve had my heart ripped out before—this time, I’m just borrowing one!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Don't worry, I won't break your heart… unless I have to!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

When hearts are on the line, do you have the guts to play matchmaker or just a heartbreaker?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I never had a heart; I just collected a few along the way!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I never knew love could be this transactional. Where's my commission?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I never thought I'd be the heart of the party, but here we are, beating at an awkward rhythm!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

If love is a battlefield, I’m your emotional bomb disposal expert!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I didn’t choose to be heartless, but it sure beats dealing with emotions!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I’d sell my heart, but it’s got too many bad debts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When it comes to love, it’s all about the heart—unless you’re cashing in on it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I lost my heart to a thief. Guess it beats for the most ‘a-paw-ling’ character!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I’d give my heart away, but these days, it’s a seller's market!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I'll trade my heart for your drama, but only if you throw in a side of chaos!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I used to do breakups for a living, but now, I’m just breaking hearts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Who says I can't beat around the bush? I just need a body that can keep up!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional emotions!

Whose Prize Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Why chase dreams when you can step on a few necks along the way?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

They say giving is the greatest gift, but no one mentioned it could be a heart-to-heart chat!

Fate's Call: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

Fate may call, but I've got the phone and I'm not returning it!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Well, it beats being heartless, right?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Well, I always wanted to be the heart of the party—just didn’t think I’d be the guest of honor.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Finding hearts is easy; mending them? That's the real heartbreaker!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Psychological Drama

Trading hearts? Honey, I can't even commit to a pizza order.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Life’s a pitch, until your heart's on the block!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I was just trying to find my heart, but apparently, it’s having a better time on the black market!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the drama... and the snacks.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Stealing hearts? I just wanted a piece of the action, not a whole heart-ache!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I thought I traded up, but now I've just got a pounding problem!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

I always knew love was a matter of the heart... I just didn’t think it would be a crime scene!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I thought I was heartless, turns out I just collect 'em!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy / Drama

I thought I was just a surgeon, but apparently, I'm a heartthrob with a knack for bad decisions!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

What's life without a little heart... theft?

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Trading hearts? I’m just here to collect bad decisions!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I don’t just take hearts—I break them... for fun and profit!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

“If I knew holding hearts would have SO many side effects, I’d have stuck to keychains!”

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

I used to collect hearts—now I just break them. Oops!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

Get ready to feel, because it's about to get heart-stoppingly ridiculous!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

When emotions are for sale, whose heart are you stealing next?

Screams of the Uncalled

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Drama

"Well, if destiny calls, I hope it has decent voicemail!"

Chronicles of Us: Whose Story Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Drama

You think you can rewrite it? Good luck surviving the edit!