Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Heart trading, backstabbing, and bad puns — welcome to my world, where love hurts and I aim to profit from it!

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In a dystopian world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a quirky heart broker navigating the seedy underworld of love and betrayal. Each decision you make impacts not only your survival but the fates of your clients, who range from sadistic villains to lovestruck romantics. As you mix humor with heavy moral dilemmas, you'll uncover twisted stories of heartbreak, revenge, and unexpected alliances. Can you broker deals that not only fill your pockets but also mend the broken hearts of your clientele, or will you become another victim of the game?