Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Set in an otherworldly realm where souls are traded and reshaped, players take on the role of a hapless heart broker who mistakenly acquires the heart of a powerful fallen deity. Each section of the narrative unfolds in a bizarre marketplace where hearts can be bought, sold, or even swapped, with vastly different personalities and powers attached to them. Players must navigate absurd negotiations, outrageous encounters with quirky characters—including heart-harvesting vampires, heartless puppeteers, and cheeky little demons—while trying to reclaim their own stolen heart before it falls into truly dangerous hands. Strategic choices and wit will determine who ends up with what heart as players contend with the whims of fate and humor in this dynamic text-based adventure.