Whose Heart is It Anyway?

In a world where people's hearts can be swapped and stolen, you play as a Charismatic Mercenary for Hire who becomes entangled in a bizarre love triangle after stumbling upon a black market heart ring. On a quest to reclaim your own heart, you must navigate labyrinthine social dynamics, negotiate dangerously absurd contracts, and engage in outlandish challenges that would make even a mad scientist blush. The choices you make will impact not only your fate but also the amusingly chaotic lives of the whimsical characters you meet, each with their own heart-related misfortunes.