In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as a heartless protagonist in a whimsical yet twisted underworld, where you navigate the intricate connections of love, betrayal, and dark humor. As you attempt to recover your stolen heart—a literal organ in a metaphorical sense—you'll interact with eccentric characters like a heartthrob vampire, a cynical cupid, and a disheartened love potion maker. Your choices will shape the narrative, as you engage in outrageous dialogues, make absurd yet consequential decisions, and uncover the deeper commentary on societal expectations of love. Each encounter forces you to question the meaning of enmity and affection, leading to multiple endings that range from hilariously absurd to delightfully poignant.