Step into the quirky world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', a text-based interactive game where you play as a cynical heart collector named Curio. You wander through a bizarre cityscape, where heart transplantation is not only possible but routinely done on a whim. Engage in witty banter with eccentric characters as you barter for hearts to enhance your abilities or indulge in outrageous situations. Each decision leads you deeper into a web of comedic chaos, unexpected alliances, and moral dilemmas. Can you navigate the absurdity to discover the true meaning of identity?