Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Choosing hearts isn’t just for lovers—sometimes it’s about literally getting ahead in life!

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In a world where heart transplants are more than just medical procedures — they’re full of dramatic flair and chaotic consequences — you play as a quirky organ dealer navigating a labyrinth of eccentric clients, cryptic contracts, and unpredictable outcomes. Your job? To match hearts to buyers looking for a new lease on life in this satirical take on love, mortality, and the absurdity of human connection. Each choice you make fuels wild scenarios, unexpected twists, and insightful (or outrageous) revelations about what it means to truly 'feel'. Will you find the right heart for the right person, or accidentally sell the heart of a notorious villain to an unsuspecting romantic? With dark humor woven into every interaction, each playthrough promises heightened stakes and comedic beats that keep you on your toes.