Gothic Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror with Dark Comedy

Well, they do say the path to the heart is paved with stolen organs!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

Just when I thought I’d found my heart’s desire, turns out I was just ‘heartened’ for a spill!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

I don’t need a heart to make decisions—I just need a pulse to ignore!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If I had a dollar for every heart I’ve stolen, I’d have enough to buy a new one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

Wanna know whose heart beats funny? Mine—because it’s currently indecisive!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I don’t know whose heart this is, but I’m pretty sure it’s got some emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

I collect hearts, but returning them? That's where the fun really starts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If there's one thing I know, it's that a heart's only useful if it's still beating—and mine's in the lost and found!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I wanted a heart of gold, not a heart of ‘Whatever.’ Now I’m stuck in this cardiac comedy!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

It’s not just a heart—it's my new cardio drama!

Hell-O, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

Who knew hell had a checkout fee?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Why settle for heartache when you can just, you know, upgrade your heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

I collect hearts, but don’t worry, I only take the ones that are beating!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

If you think love hurts, wait until you see what I do with a scalpel.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

It's hard to get to the heart of the matter when you don't even have one!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If collecting hearts doesn't make you blush, I don't know what will!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is definitely not yours!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

If stealing hearts was easy, I'd be dating a vampire instead!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

My heart’s not in this, but I guess that’s the problem!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Gothic Horror Comedy

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional hearts!

Whose Haunt Is This?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

This mansion looks haunted, but which ghost is just an overdramatic houseguest?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

What’s a heart worth? More than something to simply tear out—unless it's Tuesday!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

Why steal a heart when you can just borrow it... indefinitely?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I'll take the heart that suits me best, but I hope it's not the one with the emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Romance & Dark Comedy

In the game of love, it’s always someone else’s heart on the line!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Story Gothic Horror Comedy

I’m just a heart looking for love… from a body that doesn’t want me back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

If hearts were easy to come by, I wouldn't need to poke around in these chests of bad decisions!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Collecting hearts is easy; just avoid falling in love with them... Literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d be broken right now!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I used to think my heart belonged to someone special... turns out it just belongs to a girl named Myrtle with a very peculiar taste in organ donation!