Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t need a heart to make decisions—I just need a pulse to ignore!

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In a quirky, darkly humorous world where hearts are physical entities collected by eccentric societies, you play as a heart broker cursed to walk the earth without your own heart. With witty banter and surprising twists, you'll navigate through absurd interactions with characters ranging from melodramatic poets to scheming organ thieves. Your goal? Find your heart while helping (or sabotaging) others in their quests for love, power, or merely a more impressive heart collection. The choices you make will shape the strange relationships you build, and uncover the secret behind your heart’s disappearance, all while maintaining a sense of absolute absurdity.