Dark Comedy Text Games

Hell-O: The Afterlife Social Network

Social Sim Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where the Wi-Fi is great but the morals are non-existent!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Chaos? I prefer to call it…highly spontaneous order!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If hearts are a market, I’m the top-seller and the worst buyer!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the heartburn!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart of the matter—let's see if yours is still beating!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

In a world of shattered hearts, who knew emotions could be so... profitable?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Let me borrow your heart for a minute—yours is clearly broken!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world of heart swaps, I’m just trying to get my own back without losing my head!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life’s a bazaar, and I’m just trying to find the right heart to keep my business (and sanity) afloat!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart—then I traded it for a punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

It's a heartless life, but someone's got to claim the hearts!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I just want my heart back—too bad this place is a total organ donor’s nightmare!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Can’t find my heart? Must be another Tuesday in this madhouse!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t need a heart to feel, but it turns out, finding it’s a real pain in the chest!

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always wanted to follow my heart... too bad it's in a pawn shop!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the mess—who needs a heart when you’ve got a sense of humor?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

Why settle for just one heart when you can have a whole collection of dysfunctional distress?

MetaMayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a clear plot when you’ve got meta-mayhem and a flair for the absurd?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s the worst that could happen? Can't be worse than last time… right?

Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Did my shadow just steal my lunch, or is it just having a bad hair day?

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Remember, beauty is only skin deep... but who’s skin are we talking about?

The Rightful Heir of Techno-Tyranny

Interactive Fiction Darker Comedy

I didn't ask to be royalty, but since I'm here, let's make some absolutely terrible decisions!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I swear, I just wanted a normal day at the office, not a heart-to-heart with a kleptomaniac poet!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I hope you packed your regrets; it's gonna be a heart-stopping good time!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart wants what it wants — old problems, new beats!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a dollar for every heart I stole, I'd have enough to buy mine back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone loses their heart... literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I've got a heart, but I can’t remember whose it is; guess I’ll just wing it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the punchlines—who knew extracting souls could be so hilarious?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They're not just beating; they're on sale!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I was heartless... turns out I'm just heart-broken!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? Just another day in the job—unless it’s your own!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts is easy; figuring out who to give them back to? That's the tricky part!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving hearts could break so many?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart, but then I got a “heart-to-heart” too many!

Whose Shadow Is That?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow had a dollar for every time it got me in trouble, we’d both be rich… or just really confused.

Who’s Ghosting Who?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought I was just haunted; turns out I’m hosting a reunion!

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I always wanted a new face, but this one comes with too much baggage!

Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

When life gives you shadows, make them solve your problems—unless they steal your lunch!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Shadows can be shady, but trust me, I have my own dark side!

Who's Hello, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I'm not feeling it, do I really even exist?

Relic Ruckus: Whose Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

'In a world full of ancient chic, I'm just here to keep the relics from throwing tantrums!'

Whose Shadow is it Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I may be a shadow of my former self, but at least I’m not as dark as my problems!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I’m not here to play doctor; I’m here to play heartbreaker!

Chrono-Capers: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Time to get funky, because if history can repeat itself, so can my awesome pranks!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

Welcome to the market where hearts are the most expensive item on the menu, and trust me, some are expired!

Whose Haunt Is This?

Horror Dark Comedy

I've faced demons in the living... but these moaners are really giving me the creeps!

Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I've always said a good shadow knows how to keep things in the dark... but this one really has issues!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who knew stealing hearts could be this much fun? And potentially murderous!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If love is a battlefield, I’m the one selling tickets!