Step into the shoes of Riley Prowe, a washed-up hacker turned reluctant royal after discovering they are the secret progeny of a long-lost tech overlord. In a world where they are now a target of corporate assassins, Riley must navigate a gothic maze of absurd politics, rogue AIs, and a motley crew of accomplices—including a sentient coffee machine with a vendetta and a tattoo-covered parrot that calculates probability. As Riley battles both the digital and physical threats to their life, every choice they make influences the unfolding tale of this darkly comedic adventure.