Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's a heartwarming tale—if your heart can survive my hands first!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Don't worry, I'm not heartless... just a little lost in the emotions department!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional—beating hearts optional!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving hearts could be this heartless?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart of the matter—let’s see if you can handle the feels!

The Blogmancer's Dilemma

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to write for clout, now I just conjure it!

Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew mixing chemistry with chaos could be this much fun? Well, I did, but I've already forgotten the formula!

Lab Rats: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came here for the cheese, but I’m staying for the chaos!

Lab Rats: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

They say curiosity killed the rat... but we prefer to think of it as a 'scientific opportunity!'

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

When it comes to love, you'd better watch your heart—or someone else might just steal it!

Quagmire Chronicles: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘Adventure? More like ‘adventure-ial crisis!’

Lab Rat Rumble: Whose Cheese Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Life's a maze, and I'm just trying to get to the gouda!

Lab Rat Rumble: Who's in Charge?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Join me in a game of hide-and-squeak – I've got a rebellion to run and a scientist to outsmart!

Lab Rat Rumble: Who's in Charge?

Action-Adventure Dark Comedy

If I wanted to escape, I'd just chew the wires. But here, I'm in charge!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab where ethics are optional and sanity is a luxury!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? Please, I’m just collecting a colorful assortment of emotional baggage!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess there's no 'heaven' in my summer plans!

Whose Hell is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had known hell had a no refund policy, I wouldn't have bought a one-way ticket!

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I’m just here for the hellos and maybe your imaginary cat!

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just trying to get to the ‘heart’ of the matter—someone hand me a scalpel!

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ve got hearts to sell and stories to tell—just don’t ask me where I got them!

Whose Roll Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Loyalty? Who needs it when chaos is just a die roll away!

Shadowplay: Whose Shadow is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If my shadow has an attitude, then we're definitely going places… just not sure where.

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why fight the shadows when you can just outwit them?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

“Guess I should've asked for a heart with a warranty!”

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's not just a heart, it's an entire personality package—refunds not included!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the chaos... and the self-discovery.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Who needs therapy when you can just steal someone else’s feelings?

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Dreaming This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my nightmare—sorry, did I say 'nightmare'? I meant 'Wednesday'.

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If this adventure were any more mixed-up, I'd be checking for plot holes!

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Prophecies, schmaphecies—let's stir the cosmic pot and see what boils over!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to my lab – where chaos is an experiment and sarcasm is a safety measure!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

I used to sell hearts, but now I’m just trying to win mine back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t need a heart to break it; I just need a fine pair of scissors!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? Just call me the Cupid of Chaos!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew hearts could be a real 'cut' above the rest?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a heart-stealer, and I'm the number one fugitive!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for just being a heartthrob when you can be a heart dealer?

Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I don't need a map; I just follow the sound of chaos!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always knew I had a heart, but which one is it this week?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I never thought I’d be playing matchmaker with body parts—guess I've taken 'wearing my heart on my sleeve' to a whole new level!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I stopped feeling... my patients really take my breath away!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve—just didn’t expect it to belong to a clown!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants—but I’m pretty sure it wants to get away from me!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If life gives you lemons, mix them with a little mercury and call it science!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you a heart, make sure it’s not the wrong one. Unless it’s a really good one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Join me for a heartbeat—I'm just dying to feel something!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I was always told to follow my heart—too bad I lost it in the process!

Heartstrings: Who's Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this city, emotions aren't just felt... they're sold! Let’s hope I don’t get my heart stolen in the process.

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart, but I traded it for a cooler model!