Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

It's not just a heart, it's an entire personality package—refunds not included!

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In a world where emotions are currency and hearts can be traded like rare collectibles, you play as the eccentric Heart Broker, a swindler who specializes in acquiring and selling 'hearts'—the very essence of individuals' emotions and personalities. After a botched deal goes awry, you accidentally end up with the heart of a notorious villain. Now, you must navigate a quirky underground market full of bizarre characters and absurd situations, trying to avoid emotional chaos while figuring out whose heart you possess and how to return it without becoming the next target. Choose your words and actions wisely as you engage in hilarious and dramatic interactions, risking everything for love, profit, or even just a good punchline.